items found in closet

boootygod:

lmfaooo

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

irisnectar:

Lauren Ryan, The Pipe Cleaner Artist

collegehumor:

Holy Crap, This Wolf is Made Out of Pipe Cleaners
Oh so that’s what pipe cleaners are used for.

collegehumor:

Holy Crap, This Wolf is Made Out of Pipe Cleaners

Oh so that’s what pipe cleaners are used for.

ianbrooks:

Pipe-Cleaner Critters by Lauren Ryan

One time I made a fork (or maybe it was a trident, though I never killed anyone with it) out of pipe-cleaners and I never shut up about it for years. Lauren puts most pitiful homemade creations to shame with her lifelike pipe-cleaner creatures, who despite their artificial nature, possess that game-changing fuzziness that makes them so realistic and pettable. I still like my fork, but I actually feel like her animals may attempt to eat me at any moment.

Artist: Deviantart / Blog

420weedgraphics:

bobcat skeleton pipe by Buck

glassaddicts:

Frog Lifecycle Pipe by AntiMatterGlass

Does anyone else see the face at the end of the pipe or is it just me

obsolete-fetus:

pressed kief cylinders.

obsolete-fetus:

pressed kief cylinders.